Swen

Hey, whatcha working on?

Ghris

Oh, it's a way to design
cartoon characters into
buttercream frosting.

Swen

That's fun!  Chocolate or
vanilla?

Ghris

Chocolate.  What project did
they give you?

Swen

Well, my project is to design
cyanide-laced toilet paper.

Ghris

Oh, yeah?  Interesting.

Scented or unscented?

Swen

Scented.

Ghris

Yeah, I suppose that makes
sense.

Swen

It was supposed to be
single-ply...

You know, to save costs.

But imagine the last thing you
do is wipe your ass with
poisoned toilet paper.

Ghris

Yeah...  Dying because you got
tricked into wiping with
poison is already pretty harsh.

Talk about adding insult to
injury!

Swen

Word.

So I figure the least I can do
for the poor bastard is make
it the softer two-ply stuff.
You know?

Ghris

Sure.

Hey, try this mint glaze.